In this thread we get to discuss the things we've said to loved ones, hated ones, and strangers that could be considered "smart" or "snappy" (or maybe even mean as hell). Back in middle school we had a teacher in training that would try to act as though she's reasonable and actually sane. Anyway, during class the topic of tits came about due to our junior teach looking as though she wasn't wearing a bra. So, to get us to shut up without using the words "LUNCH DETENTION", "FAIL YOU PUNKS", or "I POISONED THE COOKIES YOU'VE JUST EATEN AND THERE'S ONLY ONE VIAL OF ANTIDOTE" she actually said "they're breasts, big deal" and then I go (no, not literally!) THAT'S THE PROBLEM MA'AM, THEY ARE NOT A BIG DEAL-THEY ARE SMALL TIME >_> Bitch kicked me out AND I had lunch detention the next day. Not my fault she forgot to wear her push up bra, right!?