The Insomniacs Thread

Discussion in 'The Black Hole' started by Rainbow Deluxe, Aug 6, 2011.

  1. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    >_> I didn't sleep well at all last night, because of that fucking Krueger. The incident reminded me of the time I screamed like a banshee, because I thought Pyramid Head was in my room. Oh, but Krueger's fatalities are kind of cool, though. I wonder if this means that Jason Vorhees is going to make an appearance soon...can't be nearly as fucked up as Jason vs Freddy. That movie was balls, man. Sure, it was fun, but the potential in that flick was severely wasted. And since it was a Versus about unfair! Freddy really only got one solid kill whereas Jason got a bloody body buffet! And I say one, because possessing a pothead only to have him sliced can NOT count. At all. Hellraiser vs Phantasm would make for something awesome, I think...well, Pin Head vs Tall Man >__>;.
  2. Nazo Moderator

    Jason wouldn't make a good MK character IMO. He's always been the slow type. MK is fast paced, it'd be kinda weird and not Jason-like. Then again, I really don't think Freddy was a great addition either.
  3. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    If you go with the "feel" of Mortal Kombat...yeah, Freddy Krueger came out of nowhere. His cruelty and violence comes out as more perverse than maniacal...or rather, lacking ambition compared to certain Kombatants, y'know? I mean, Kratos totally fits in for more than one reason >__>. Oh, and you're so right about Jason! Technically, the guy is too much dead weight (unless he somehow "teleport" in for the kill like in some of his movies, which would be dumb) to really be of any use due to MK's pace. Was MK's pace always like that, because I remember it being a little slower back in the day.

    So, the real question is...who WOULD fit into MK's universe? Certainly not Ghostface although he's a quick little fucker.
  4. Venom Well-Known Member

    I can now officially post in this thread because I'm actually at a computer in the late hours. I'm staying at my parents for a few nights while they're out of town to take care of the dogs.

    ...But I don't have anything interesting to add. >_<
  5. Nazo Moderator

    Go see how big your mom's vibrator is. BOL.
  6. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    Just try to put the vibrator back in its' original place the best way possible or you may end up getting questioned as to why you had it in the first place. And no, I'm not speaking out of experience!

    Well, replace vibrator with porn tape and you'll get the same dialogue >__>.

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