Talk to a stranger

Discussion in 'The Pavilion' started by Legend Saber, Apr 28, 2009.

  1. PKT Forever /a/lone

    Warning some of the following may be disturbing...

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hello
    Stranger: phone sex?
    You: what is a phone?
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    Stranger: hey
    You: hello
    You: do you like scary movies?
    Stranger: im ok with them
    Stranger: only if its a gd movie to begin with i guess
    Stranger: do u?
    You: I like it when they bleed
    You: It makes me feel hungry
    Stranger: really?
    You: yeah
    Stranger: ure pretty weird
    Stranger: no offense though
    You: really
    Stranger: its a gd thing
    You: my friends tell me I'm okay\
    You: They tell me a lot of things
    You: they want me to die
    You: and the rain won't satop
    You: why mommy
    You: WHHyyy
    Stranger: hahaha
    Stranger: ok man
    Stranger: so long
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    You: hello
    Stranger: hi
    You: how are you this fine day?
    Stranger: fine u??
    You: pretty good
    You: I'm training a few mudkips for my upcoming battle
    You: how about you?
    You: hello?
    Stranger: asl please :)
    You: what do that mean?
    Stranger: age sex location
    You: 32 sure and at home
    Stranger: boy or girl
    You: hold on
    You: I forget sometimes
    You: ....I think I'm a guy
    You: at least today
    You: I'm getting that operation soon
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    Stranger: hey
    You: hey
    You: do you like waffles?
    Stranger: oh yea
    Stranger: i love them
    You: they tastre great with jam and syrup
    Stranger: and ice cream
    Stranger: yummy
    You: and choco sauce
    You: banana slices too
    Stranger: strawberry
    You: cherrieszx
    You: barbeque sauce is good too
    Stranger: its not good at waffle
    Stranger: barbeque is for chicken
    You: do you like pancakes?
    Stranger: yep
    You: do you liek french toast?
    Stranger: oh yea
    Stranger: my favorite breakfast :D
    You: cant wait to get a mouth full
    Stranger: are u cooker or sth :D
    You: food is my hobby
    You: I eat it all day long
    Stranger: :))
    You: I have to kep my figure though
    You: gotta puke that shit up
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    You: hey
    Stranger: hey there
    Stranger: how u doin?
    You: why do you keep messaging me?
    Stranger: because i love you
    You: it really bothers me when I'm at work
    Stranger: aww
    Stranger: sorry to hear that
    You: Those cheese sandwiches won't make themselves though
    You: I almost got fired the last time
    Stranger: damn
    Stranger: where do u work?
    You: at the train station
    Stranger: that sucks
    You: yeah
    You: I had a few people spit on me the otherday
    Stranger: O.O
    Stranger: how dare
    You: boss told me it was just a part of the job
    Stranger: atleast u gettin paid
    You: yeah...
    You: monday though
    You: I'm going to blow their brain out
    You: then I'll apologize
    Stranger: lol
    You: and go back to work
    Stranger: fuck work come here lets play wii
    You: maybe not in that order though
    You: WOWZORX
    You: YOU HAVE TEH WII
    Stranger: yep
    You: do you have man hunt?
    Stranger: nah
    Stranger: just mario sports
    You: what do you have?
    You: oh
    Stranger: we can dance together
    You: why not get more?
    Stranger: only got it for few days
    Stranger: it bore me already
    You: I can't dance in my wheelchair
    Stranger: guess we can play tennis? ;p
    You: I don't like games with balls
    Stranger: lol
    You: I'm afraid of round things
    Stranger: why?
    You: bowling balls
    Stranger: i got a round thing under my pants too
    You: a rack of them fell on my legs
    Stranger: ouch
    You: round thing?
    Stranger: forget about it
    You: sounds painful
    Stranger: lol
    You: you should call a doctor about that
    Stranger: nah its natural
    Stranger: u should have one too
    You: how do I get one?
    Stranger: u a male?
    You: what is male?
    Stranger: shemale?
    You: I don't have good english
    Stranger: man
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: woman
    Stranger: tranni
    You: I'm a eunich I think
    Stranger: whats that
    You: no sex organs
    Stranger: wow
    Stranger: ur a computer i guess
    You: no
    You: they had to be removed due to the ball accident
    Stranger: >.>
    You: I like pokemon though
    You: how about you?
    Stranger: I dont know
    You: magic the gathering?
    Stranger: i'm drinking herbal atm it taste like shit
    You: herbal tea?
    Stranger: yep
    You: that stuff is great
    You: put some honey in it
    Stranger: lol
    You: and some acai bery
    Stranger: it taste like cig. to me dont know why
    You: cig?
    You: what is cig
    Stranger: cigarette
    You: oh
    You: smoking stick thing
    Stranger: more like drinking it
    You: sounds yummy
    Stranger: ewww lol
    Stranger: back to pokemon
    You: well think about smoked ham
    Stranger: ham?
    You: yeah
    You: ham is delicious
    You: smoked and glazed ham
    You: with a pineapple on top
    You: glazed with a little honey
    Stranger: hmmm
    Stranger: do u like weed?
    You: weed
    You: I don't think so
    You: do you like pie?
    Stranger: sure
    You: sure?
    You: SURE!!!!
    Stranger: :D
    You: either you fucking like it or you don't
    Stranger: i do
    You: there is no inbetween
    Stranger: with chocolate mostly
    You: pie is my religion
    Stranger: lol
    You: WTF
    You: did you just laugh at my religion?
    Stranger: O.O
    Stranger: its just food :/
    You: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
    You: pie is the purpose oif my life
    You: it's my everything
    You: how dare you
    Stranger: u sick
    Stranger: lol
    You: you cake lover
    Stranger: well i like cake but not that much ;p look like u addicted to cake
    You: cakes are strictly forbidden
    You: the penalty is death
    Stranger: how come
    You: the believers of cake waged war with us many years ago
    You: so in honor of our fallen allies we pay homage to them by restricting ourselves from cake
    You: of anykind
    You: no exceptions
    Stranger: ahh
    Stranger: so u belive in cake?
    You: fucking damnit
    You: I believe in pie
    You: PIE
    You: P-I-E
    Stranger: pie is cake
    You: nooooooooooooooooooooooo
    You: it can't be
    You: if pie were cake my lie would be pointless
    You: tthere
    Stranger: :(
    You: there would be no reason to live
    Stranger: there is no reason to live even with Pie or cake
    Stranger: suicidal
    You: are you suicidal?
    Stranger: kinda
    You: why
    You: god loves you
    Stranger: u mean pie?
    You: no
    You: pie hates you
    You: god loves you
    Stranger: :( see
    Stranger: i was just joking
    You: I'm going to go cut myself
    Stranger: why?
    You: I haven't had a blood pie in a while
    Stranger: eww
    You: well they aren't as bad as the flesh pies
    Stranger: u like a milky one?
    You: milky ones are good
    You: poo pies are the best though
    Stranger: i will make u one ;p
    You: OMP YOU'LL MAKE ME A POO PIE?
    Stranger: noo milk pie
    You: how?
    You: I want milk
    You: all of it
    You: I'm a milk addict
    Stranger: lol u didnt get it
    You: explain it to me?
    Stranger: a cum pie?
    Stranger: o.o
    Stranger: '
    You: cum?
    You: nah
    You: I have a jar of that stuff on my shelf
    Stranger: lol
    You: I had to fill it up for orgy training
    Stranger: how old are u?
    You: 14
    Stranger: seriously?
    You: my mom tells me I'm special tho
    You: I feel a lot older
    You: are you still there?
    Stranger: yep
    Stranger: so bored
    You: why?
    You: what do you want to do?
    Stranger: nothing much i just came back from u. thinking about hitting the gym >.> thats it nothing much to do
    Stranger: university
    You: what did gym do to you?
    Stranger: exercise
    Stranger: workout
    You: they get rid of your demons so you hit them?
    Stranger: lol
    You: rape?
    Stranger: i mean going there
    Stranger: nah a date i guess
    You: have you ever made rape with anyone
    You: my dad makes rape to me alot
    Stranger: please ><
    Stranger: where are u from?
    You: it's our secret game
    You: alabama
    Stranger: ur secret game
    Stranger: are u gay?
    You: no
    You: I don't liek it
    Stranger: lies
    You: he puts the lotion on
    You: then he hits me
    You: he hits me alot
    Stranger: how he hit u?
    You: with a stick
    Stranger: what a lotion have to do with this
    You: he does the lotion before we play rape
    Stranger: where he put it? where he hit u? ;p
    You: he hits me in the same place he hits mommy and jess
    You: he puts it in bad places
    Stranger: lol
    You: why do you laugh
    Stranger: funny story >.> i know u lying and ur not 14
    You: if I'm not lying then what am I?
    Stranger: a 30 yo dude
    You: no I'm 17
    Stranger: u just said ur 14
    You: and I'm a sexy girl
    Stranger: o.o here we go lol
    You: I have big boobs
    You: the size of mudkips
    Stranger: ahaaaaa
    You: why do you lie to me?
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    Stranger: hi
    You: hello
    You: why do you lie to me?
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    Stranger: hi
    You: meow
    Stranger: mew
    You: purr
    Stranger: kıhhhhhhhhh
    You: hiss
    Stranger: pssssssssssh
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    You: woof
    Stranger: hahah
    You: arf
    You: woof woof
    You: woooof?
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    Stranger: hi
    You: I'm a horse
    You: and I'm here for horsing around
    Stranger: your mother problably is a cown
    You: neigh
    You: you like horses don't you
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    Stranger: TheSmizz.com It'll Make You Smile!
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    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: jason?
    You: hey
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    You: hey bob
    Stranger: hey joe
    You: becky has been giving me a hard time recently
    Stranger: have you seen my plow joe?
    You: I had to slap her up a bit
    Stranger: thats too bad for her joe
    You: she totally fucked up your plow
    Stranger: she fucked it up?
    You: I had to show her who's boss you know
    You: yeah she ran i9t over
    Stranger: what are my slaves supposed to pull around my farm now joe?
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    Stranger: helloo,
    You: hey
    You: are you a cat?
    Stranger: =/ no?
    You: I want to make love to a cat
    You: I did one last night and it was the best
    Stranger: awesomee.
    You: do you know what it's like?
    Stranger: no make love to a cat? no
    Stranger: to*
    You: you should try it
    Stranger: id rather not, it sounds revolting.
    You: they are really tight
    You: and those tongues
    You: I was in heaven
    Stranger: greaaaaaaaaat.
    Stranger: have yu ever tried it with a human? its probably better,
    You: humans are gross
    You: wtf is wrong with you
    Stranger: i dont know, just taking a guess.
    You: people also have germs
    Stranger: so do cats.
    You: no
    You: they lick themselves clean
    Stranger: thats gross.
    You: which gets rid of all of the germs
    Stranger: okay, we both know what you're saying you did isn't true, so yeah.
    Stranger: im not stupid, kid.
    You: it is true
    Stranger: sureeee.
    You: don't knock it til you've tried it
    You: and I'm not a kid
    You: I'm gonna go do it somemore
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    Stranger: hii
    You: hey
    Stranger: asl please :)?
    Stranger: hi?!
    You: 400 in cat years herm and in heaven
    Stranger: ne diyon amkduğum
    Stranger: adam gibi konuş
    You: latin?
    Stranger: Turkish :p
    You: carpe canum?
    You: bakabakashi?
    Stranger: bakabakashi ne
    You: es su idiota?
    Stranger: ulan TÜRKÇE
    Stranger: i am not idiot
    Stranger: Turkish
    You: pika pika pi?
    Stranger: o ne lan :D
    You: are you people or pokemon?
    Stranger: neyse hacı ben kaçtım ava devam
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    Stranger: Hi
    You: burgers
    Stranger: burgers?
    You: fries
    Stranger: burberking?
    You: salt
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    Stranger: HI!
    Stranger: FEMALE?
    Stranger: AGE?
    You: have you ever been attacked by a bear?
    Stranger: LOGATION
    Stranger: yes
    You: did you like it?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: guck me
    You: are you a girl?
    Stranger: fuck*
    Stranger: no
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    Stranger: dognigga bitch
    Stranger: shut the fuck back up
    You: Hi sonic
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    Stranger: TheSmizz.com It'll Make You Smile!
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    Stranger: hi
    You: hey
    You: how do you like it?
    Stranger: what do you mean
    You: omegle
    You: people keep saying weird things to me
    Stranger: year there are people who are very silly
    You: hmm
    You: you should try it
    Stranger: german?
    You: they especially don't like suicidal people
    You: anyhow see ya
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    You: hey
    Stranger: Hee
    Stranger: Netherlands??
    You: how can I stop the bleeding?
    You: I think I cut too deep this time
    Stranger: What is er??
    You: er?
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    Stranger: hi
    You: hey
    Stranger: asl
    You: mlae
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    Stranger: hi !
    You: i liek chawklit milk
    Stranger: thats because it is hard not to
    You: yea
    You: do you hvae sum?
    Stranger: yea i do
    Stranger: but ull have to come and get it
    You: where is it?
    Stranger: south africa
    Stranger: cape town
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    You: are you my long lost sister?
    Stranger: sure
    You: we've been looking for you for a long time
    You: now it's time for sex
    Stranger: o really? Cute
    You: do you have the bacon grease ready?
    Stranger: you fuck your own sister? thats sick dude
    You: well that's how you got here silly
    Stranger: O right
    Stranger: your my brother, my father and the father of my kids
    You: not yet
    You: but soon
    You: where are you now?
    You: we've been looking for you
    Stranger: i'm in the hospital to remove cock
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  2. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    That site is fun.

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    Stranger: yo
    You: Hello. =)
    You: How are you?
    Stranger: depressed
    You: Oh why, and do you need a hug?
    Stranger: no i need death
    You: What happened?
    Stranger: have you repented your SINS?
    You: Yes.
    Stranger: bless your soul
    Stranger: the angel of death will scan the horizons
    Stranger: the ressurection is commencing
    Stranger: the mountains will rise up and crash upon the earth
    Stranger: leaving a series of cataclysmic events
    Stranger: are thou prepared
    You: As prepared as I'm able to be.
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  3. akugi touch the sky

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    Stranger: I am from the future. You are allowed one query.
    You: why do you like it so much in the ass?
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  4. Kyuuketsuki C-c-c-c-combo breaker!

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    Stranger: Eu te avisei meu bem eu te avisei
    You: GARBAGE DAY
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    You: GARBAGE DAY
    Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
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    Stranger: hey ;)
    You: GARBAGE DAY--oh, hi.
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  5. Archangel Sabre Well-Known Member

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    Stranger: cyber sex
    You: "The world is not for adults alone."
    You: "Which is why I socialize in bars. And when people bring their children in, I offer to buy the kids a drink so that they can pass out and finally shut the fuck up."
    Stranger: soooo cyber sex?
    You: No. Go jerk your chain to porn like the rest of us.
    Stranger: fine
    You: Wait.
    You: Could you maybe jerk my chain a little first?
    Stranger: i am a girl 20 usa
    You: Oh.
    Stranger: so yeah
    You: Well that's even better!
    You: =D
    Stranger: yeah
    You: What state?
    Stranger: illinios
    You: Oh.
    You: Other side of the country.
    Stranger: ya
    You: Tell you what. If I start driving now I could be there in about 24 hours.
    Stranger: alright
    You: But you're paying for gas!
    You: Gas is way too fucking expensive.
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Man, everyone on this site seems to be insane.
    Stranger: Indeed.
    You: I mean, why is it so hard to believe I'm a time traveler from the year 2043?
    Stranger: I dunno. People are just weird.
    You: Totally agree man.
    You: I'm just calming explaining how I'm a traveller through time and they're all like, "Wtf? No you aren't. Stop fucking around."
    Stranger: Oh, that's rude of them.
    You: Totally agree.
    You: They don't know that I could vaporize their souls with a mere thought.
    Stranger: Hm. They're just dumb I suppose.
    You: Yep.
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    Stranger: hi
    You: OH GOD
    You: IM ON FIRE
    You: HELP
    You: HELLLLLLLLLLLP
    You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Stranger: m or f
    You: IM ON FUCKING FIRE
    You: OH GOD IT ISN'T GOING OUT
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    You: yawn
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: m or f
    You: why the fuck does it even matter? you think i'm ever going to meet you irl or something?
    Stranger: just friends ;)
    You: lol
    You: okay
    You: no.
    Stranger: m or f
    You: i have one boob, half a penis and half a vagina. what does that make me?
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    EDIT:

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    Stranger: hi
    You: Hi.
    Stranger: how are you on this beautiful day
    You: The day isn't so beautiful here. :(
    You: Thunderstorms.
    Stranger: aww what a shame
    Stranger: asl if i may ask?
    You: 17/m/usa
    Stranger: 42 m usa
    Stranger: wanna see a pic of my cock little boy
    Stranger: [link to actual picture of his penis, which I will post in the porn board if you really want to see it]
    Stranger: GO FOR IT
    Stranger: BEAT OFF TO THAT SHIT
    You: Yep, I'm totally submitting this shit.
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  6. Kyuuketsuki C-c-c-c-combo breaker!

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    Stranger: hey
    You: I am a zombie.
    Stranger: lets fuck the ups man
    You: I don't know...
    You: I lost all feeling down there.
    Stranger: can i stroke you?
    You: My rotten flacid cock? Sure, go at it. lulz
    Stranger: great
    Stranger: thanks
    Stranger: damn that turns me on
    You: zombie sex? ha ha
    Stranger: fuck yeah man
    Stranger: i just have tis crazy idea of you
    You: it actually exists
    Stranger: at the moment
    Stranger: being a rancid ass zombie
    Stranger: and i just want to suck the fuck out of your rotten cock
    Stranger: jseus h christ
    You: under the baking sun?
    Stranger: fuck yeah
    Stranger: call some of your home boys
    You: smell would be great.
    Stranger: lets run wild on my lame cracker ass
    Stranger: i salute you
    Stranger: coolest omelgle mother fucker i;ve met yet
    Stranger: and there haven't been many
    You: ha ha
    You: well i usually joke around on here
    You: met a few nice people :)
    Stranger: right on man..i usuallu look for underage girls
    Stranger: and zombies
    You: ah
    You: too bad im not and underage zombie girl
    Stranger: wow that would be awesome
    Stranger: i bet underage zombie girls don't give a fuck
    Stranger: zombies don;t give a fuck
    Stranger: they'll eat your ass regardless
    You: they just want one thing, yea
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: feet
    Stranger: fucking foot crazy fetish bastards
    You: it'd make sense
    Stranger: crazy fucking apocolypse we have heading our way
    You: 2012!
    Stranger: food fetish ravishing bastards
    Stranger: mmm myans
    Stranger: <3
    Stranger: sexy fuckjing people
    You: inorite
    You: sacrificing upon an altar
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: i saw apocolypto..i know how this shit goes
    You: who wouldnt want their heart torn out in the name of a sun god?
    Stranger: wow neat
    Stranger: i like the way you talk
    Stranger: you're gonna go far in this world
    Stranger: how ever long it lasts
    Stranger: go you
    Stranger: i'm gonna go finger my asshole atm
    You: it doesnt have much longer
    Stranger: but you rock mr omegle stwnger friend
    Stranger: fuck no
    Stranger: we're all fucked!!!
    Stranger: WOOT!!!
    Stranger: ok..take care friend
    Stranger: <3
    You: later

    I miss him already. :(

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