Talk to a stranger

Discussion in 'The Pavilion' started by Legend Saber, Apr 28, 2009.

  1. Archangel Sabre Well-Known Member

    Omegle

    ^ Site is hilariously awesome. Just click the button, and instantly start a chat with a random stranger. You seriously meet all sorts of people. Trolls are probably the most entertaining, interestingly enough.

    Here's one example:

    Stranger: and I Forget to tell you, in fact, I like Young Chicks
    You: Young chicks? So ... you like other girls? >_>;
    Stranger: In particular the Virgin
    You: So ... you like young virgin girls. I see.
    You: That's ... only slightly creepy.
    Stranger: I am not a lesbian
    You: Oh, you're not?
    You: But ... young chicks means 'young girls' >>;
    Stranger: sorry I said
    You: Unless you mean literal chicks. In which case O____O
    Stranger: my english is very poor

    There are a lot of cool people on there as well, but mostly it's pretty random. Great tool for curing boredom in any case.
  2. Rainbow Deluxe Duchess of All Things Pretty and Music

    Lol. That was rather funny. I'll try it out and see what happens.
  3. Kyuuketsuki C-c-c-c-combo breaker!

    Tried it and met someone on there. We've been talking every so often. Very interesting site, but prepare for a lot of bullcrap and trolls.
  4. >.>
    <.<

    I already knew about this.

    BTW, my chats are pretty... Icky.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: David?
    Stranger: no hi
    Stranger: maybe not
    You: Are you a man?
    Stranger: maybe yes
    You: Because if you are I want to shove my penis in your penis.
    Stranger: ……
    Stranger: you should know some man have no peny
    You: Can I shove my Penis into your lack of penis hole?
    Stranger: you should know some man have no lack of penis hole
    You: Anus?
    Stranger: ...
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Stranger: D:
    Stranger: i'm a girl
    You: Aw, because4 I was going to ask if I could shove my long penis into your penis.
    You: But since you're a girl I have to vomit.
    Stranger: are you gay?
    You: Experimental.
    Stranger: ah i see.
    You: I like crotch stuffing.
    You: Oh
    You: And dead vaginas.
    You: And when women shit on my face.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: I have red itchy spots on the head of my penis
    You: Really?
    You: Me too.
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: how do you feel about yourself then?
    You: You're a bad troll =(
    Stranger: I really do
    You: Pop them
    Stranger: impossible
    You: Rub them with sandpaper.
    Stranger: are you sure
    You: Sand blast them.
    You: Use a hammer.
    Stranger: wat
    You: Yes I'm sure.
    Stranger: how cna i trust you
    Stranger: what if i injure myself
    You: Women find blood hot.
    Stranger: can i sue you?
    You: No.
    Stranger: women find fat wallets hot
    You: Fat blood packages hot**
    Stranger: and itchy dicks
    You: They like to scratch em.
    Stranger: you dont scratch them jackass
    Stranger: you rub them
    Stranger: that would be too brutal
    You: If they're itchy you scratch them
    You: Sandpaper, Duh.
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: i rub them
    Stranger: only then i can satisfy the itch
    You: I still stick by the sandpaper theory.
    Stranger: do you think it's because my dick touched the toilet bowl
    You: Or your father's tight ass?
    Stranger: although i dont recall perfoming such act
    Stranger: i dont think it's my father's tight ass
    You: I think so.
    You: That's where I got mine.
    You: Sandpaper worked for it.
    Stranger: well you have no way of knowing, stranger
    Stranger: so back the fuck up
    Stranger: or i'll shank you
    You: Why, am I on bottom now?
    Stranger: you are on my SHIT LIST
    Stranger: how do you feel now
    You: No different.
    Stranger: liar
    Stranger: i sensed it
    Stranger: how you just broke down emotionally
    You: It's really useless to be scared of people over the internet.
    Stranger: and started weeping like a girl
    You: My tears lubricate my hard penis into your dad's ass.
    Stranger: well I just tracked your IP and I even know your name
    You: Then what is it.
    You: Prove this all to me.
    Stranger: what?
    You: My name and IP.
    You: Do it.
    You: Do.
    You: It.
    Stranger: I don't feel obligated to answers your questions.
    You: Bcause you're 13 and can't handle my shit.
    Stranger: you can't handle jack shit
    You: You handlesd Jacks' shit.
    Stranger: i'm the alpha male
    You: And the fact that you didn't deny my alligation that you're 13 means you are.
    Stranger: no
    You: And that I can stomp on you like the bug you are.
    Stranger: in fact
    Stranger: I am 11
    You: And the back the fuck up reference?
    You: Not scary.
    You: You're a faggot.
    You: A poser.
    You: And your balls haven't droppe.d
    Stranger: and i'm intellectually better then you
    You: Good day.
    You have disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Troll?
    Stranger: Nope.
    You: >.>
    You: Good.
    You: Hi.
    Stranger: Hi.
    You: How are you on this fine day?
    Stranger: However, I'm looking for gay cybersecks.
    Stranger: I'm fine. ANd you?
    You: I've been looking for necrophile cybersex.
    You: But swell.
    Stranger: No you're not.... Are you?
    You: A necrophile?
    Stranger: Yeah.
    You: Of course.
    You: Dead bodies turn me on the most.
    Stranger: I see.
    Stranger: That's cool.
    Stranger: Live and let live.
    You: Die and let raped.
    Stranger: Hahah.
    Stranger: You can't really call it rape.
    Stranger: They can't consent; they're dead!
    You: I dunno/
    You: Did the body want it?
    You: If not, rape.
    Stranger: We'll never know.
    You: Then again, they can't say no.
    You: So it might be rape but to play safe let's say not rape?
    Stranger: Yeah.
    You: Fair enough.
    You: What if you start poking ove holes, is that assualt
    You: Assault?
    Stranger: Ove holes?
    You: Love
    You: Sorry
    Stranger: Oh.
    Stranger: Um...
    You: My keys go in and out.
    Stranger: I'll say no.
    You: Okay.
    Stranger: It's just...
    Stranger: Mutilation
    You: And uh, eating their dead rotting flesh, cannibalism?
    You: But see
    Stranger: Yes.
    You: I would eat it as I'm climaxing
    You: So it would just be kinky
    Stranger: I see.
    You: And not really cannibalism.
    Stranger: Well, I'ma go
    You: Dx
    Stranger: And try to find gays.
    Stranger: It's not that you scared me off.
    You: You don't wanto Cybernecro with me?
    Stranger: I thought this was interesting.
    Stranger: It's hard to do that ...
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  5. Rainbow Deluxe Duchess of All Things Pretty and Music

    Riddles. >_>; -cough-

    Umm, yeah. I'll just go over here. >> -runs-
  6. But you aren't dead. I have no interest in the living

    Dx
  7. akugi touch the sky

    There's nothing like sticking yer dick in a dead chick's tit after you rip it open.
  8. Damn straight. It's all krunchy.
  9. akugi touch the sky

    it's even better if you accidently cut too deep and make a hole the ribs, so each time you enter her rib cage you make her heart starting beating again.
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  10. Rainbow Deluxe Duchess of All Things Pretty and Music

    >_____________________>;

    -stays away from thread-
  11. Ohh! I have to try that. It would make a nice tingle.
  12. Rainbow Deluxe Duchess of All Things Pretty and Music

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: male or female ?
    You: i'm a little of both
    Stranger: ur name ?
    You: faceless
    Stranger: is that a name ?
    You: it's mine, isn't it?
    Stranger: how come?
    You: because my victims usually don't have a face afterwards
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    LOL
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  13. Archangel Sabre Well-Known Member

    Okay, here are some more of mine:

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: i'm a guy.
    You: Oh.
    You: Well.
    You: Hi.
    You: Guy.
    You: What's up?
    Stranger: Lots of capitals.
    Stranger: are you a guy?
    You: Yes, but I have two penises.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: heey
    You: Hi!
    You: What's up?
    Stranger: borred as hell
    Stranger: you/
    You: Same.
    You: And tired.
    You: I want sleep.
    You: I even tried watching C-SPAN!
    Stranger: r u a chick
    Stranger: u sound like one..
    You: How can I sound like a chick over the Internet?
    You: You haven't even heard my voice!
    You: My manly, manly voice.
    Stranger: hahao yaa,okay your a chick
    Stranger: im a guy so its all good
    Stranger: whats up?
    You: My voice is so manly I get blow jobs every time I say "hello."
    Stranger: ya ok.
    You: Took you a while to respond.
    You: Jealous?
    Stranger: im sure you'd blow me if i said hello
    Stranger: yo im on facebook too
    You: No.
    Stranger: yea
    You: In fact, by the time you finished your "hello" you would already be on your knees.
    Stranger: kaay your a fucking homo.
    You: Hey, you're the one who wants to suck my dick.
    Stranger: your a fuckin chick
    Stranger: you sleezy little hoe bag
    You: You wish I was, you might have a chance at actually getting some.
    Stranger: im a chick, you fucking LOSSSERRRR
    You: Oh.
    Stranger: LOl
    You: ... you have a penis?
    Stranger: holy shit, wtf no.
    You: Yeah you do.
    You: Stop lying.
    Stranger: crackhead
    You: I know you're hiding a penis down there.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  14. Kyuuketsuki C-c-c-c-combo breaker!

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: im playing with myself
    You: sounds hot
    You: lulz
    Stranger: its fun
    You: smack that manmeat
    Stranger: i am lol
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  15. Rainbow Deluxe Duchess of All Things Pretty and Music

    Some more chats:

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi
    You: Hello!
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 36.male.va
    You: you?
    Stranger: 18 f france
    You: Your english is very good!
    Stranger: What the hell!?
    You: You said you're from France.
    You: The french suck at English. :(
    You: Except you!
    Stranger: cya
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi!
    You: hi!
    Stranger: how r u?
    You: how r u?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: U suck.
    You: very well 2
    Stranger: Of course. So, what do you think of the swine flu outbreak?
    You: I have it. :(
    Stranger: Ummmm....shit......that sux....
    You: Yeah. :(
    Stranger: You gonna get some tamiflu?
    You: I don't have enough money. :(
    Stranger: Shit, are you gonna die?
    You: Probably.
    Stranger: At least go to the hospital or something!
    Stranger: Or can you not afford it?
    You: I tried! They pushed me out so I wouldn't contaminate the other patients. :(
    Stranger: Do you live in America?
    Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK!?
    You: Yeah. :/
    Stranger: Maybe you should try calling 911, they can't turn you down then...
    You: 911's the reason I got pushed out of the hospital.
    Stranger: Shit...hey, I don't know if you are religious, but I'll pray for you okay?
    You: Well, thanks! That's awfully sweet!
    Stranger: You're welcome! It's the least that I can do.
    You: :]
    You: Well, I should get going. I need to rest.
    Stranger: Good night! I hope you get to feeling better!
    You: Btw, I don't have the swine flu.
    You have disconnected.

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    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: asl?
    Stranger: where are u from
    You: where are u from
    Stranger: (⊙v⊙)
    You: (⊙v⊙)
    Stranger: hah
    You: hah
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  16. Archangel Sabre Well-Known Member

    Here are more of mine, kinda random:

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: 123
    You: 456
    Stranger: 798
    You: 031
    Stranger: r u a gurl
    You: i'll be anything you want bby
    Stranger: i'm naked.
    You: so am i
    Stranger: its hard..
    You: oh
    You: is that as big as it gets?
    You: it's ... kind of small
    Stranger: don't you like nose sex?
    You: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    You have disconnected.



    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Meow! =^_^=
    Stranger: bhau bhau
    You: Mreow? =?_?=
    Stranger: i wanna piss off on ya face
    Stranger: ur mouth would be so ful
    You: Meow! -scratches.-
    Stranger: cum on we will hav kitty fucky sex
    You: HISS!
    You have disconnected.



    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey;o
    You: Meow! =^_^=
    Stranger: omg:D!
    Stranger: your so cute:D!!!!!!!
    You: Meow meow! =^_^= -jumps onto stranger's lap.-
    Stranger: wtf are you doing o.o
    You: Meow.
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no meow
    You: Meow?
    Stranger: YOUR A PERSON
    You: Hiss! -scratches.-
    You: Meow meow meow!
    Stranger: wtf are you doing!
    Stranger: u stupid
    Stranger: fucking let down
    Stranger: why are u trying
    Stranger: to fuck up my race
    You: HISS -claws at his face.-
    Stranger: that is it
    Stranger: u fucking pussy
    Stranger: i am out of here
    Stranger: since when did katz get komputerz
    You: Mreow?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey bbyt
    You: I'm God.
    Stranger: hey god
    Stranger: what's heaven like
    You: Heaven doesn't exist.
    Stranger: where do you live
    You: It's a myth created by humans to feel comfort from death.
    Stranger: so where do you live?
    You: Technically, I live everywhere and nowhere.
    Stranger: do you live everywhen
    You: Of course. I experience every moment in time before it occurs.
    You: I know everything that has happened and everything that will happen.
    Stranger: where am i going in the future
    Stranger: besides hell
    You: I'm sorry, mortal, your three questions are up.
    Stranger: :)
    You: Farewell.
    You have disconnected.


    (brackets is the translation, wasn't in the original conversation)
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello.
    You: Heya. What's up?
    Stranger: i;m probably the most random person you will ever meet
    You: I bet.
    You: 三毛猫が好きです。 [I like Tortoiseshell cats.]
    Stranger: yepp you fruit cup niggle cake.
    You: なんで? [Huh?]
    Stranger: woahhs. i dont speek retard.
    You: Really? You seem quite fluent in the language to me.
    Stranger: mmkk. sure.
    You: So.
    You: You done yet?
    Stranger: nope..
    You: Oh, alrighty.
    Stranger: froogle noodle niggle juice.
    You: おまえバカよ。 [You're a fucking idiot.]
    Stranger: frigg.
    You: 醜いバラゾクよ。 [You ugly faggot.]
    Stranger: yee digg
    You: くそを食べるな! [Eat shit!]
    You have disconnected.
  17. Rainbow Deluxe Duchess of All Things Pretty and Music

    Why is it that most of these people keep assuming we're all girls? >>

    Here are some more:

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Pika-pii!
    Stranger: Pokemon sucks
    You: Pika?
    Stranger: Eat it
    Stranger: I will fuck your furry yellow ass
    Stranger: please respond
    You: PIKA-PIIIIII
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Howdy
    You: Why hello there!
    Stranger: How is the random stranger business going for you?
    You: Not well. Everyone keeps asking me for my asl. I thought we were all past that. :(
    Stranger: Haha
    Stranger: Yeah, this place is still chock full of weirdo pervs, like the rest of the internet
    Stranger: :)
    Stranger: So where're you from?
    You: North Dakota, actually.
    Stranger: Wow. Cold.
    You: Yep.
    Stranger: What do you do in North Dakota?
    You: Freeze.
    Stranger: hahaha
    Stranger: Anything else?
    You: I sometimes like to see how long it takes before my toes become so cold that I can break one off.
    Stranger: Nice
    You: But that's just during the winter.
    Stranger: How old are you?
    You: 24.
    You: You?
    Stranger: I'm 27, from Texas
    Stranger: a guy, in case you're wondering if I have a nice rack or anything
    You: So, you're admitting you're a transvestite?
    You: It's okay, we've all been in the closet.
    Stranger: Sometimes I wonder if it wouldn't be easier.
    Stranger: But no.
    You: Still in denial, huh?
    You: Well, there are groups out there.
    You: Just attend.
    You: They won't think anything differently about you, I promise.
    Stranger: May have to look one of those up.
    Stranger: Thanks.
    You: You're welcome!
    You: Wow, you're easy.
    Stranger: That's what my last girlfriend said, too.
    You: And good eyes she has!
    You: I have to go though. Thanks for playing!
    You have disconnected.
  18. Carlo Marx Sunflower Sutra

    I am having trouble getting someone to stick around and chat to me



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  19. Archangel Sabre Well-Known Member

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Hi.
    Stranger: whats up
    You: What's up?
    You: lol.
    You: Nothing much.
    You: You?
    Stranger: just chillin
    Stranger: a/s/l;
    You: 15 / f / FL
    Stranger: cool
    You: I kno, rite?
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: 20.m.cali
    You: Cool.
    You: I have a secret.
    Stranger: ?
    You: I have a penis.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Hi.
    You: What's up?
    Stranger: m/f
    Stranger: nothing much whats up with you
    You: Well.
    Stranger: well what?
    You: I have both a penis and a vagina. What does that make me?
    Stranger: a hermaphrodite I believe
    You: Oh, well then that's what I am.
    Stranger: ok freak
    Stranger: fucking faggot
    You: Come on!
    You: Double the parts, double the fun!
    You: ;)
    Stranger: fuck your mother
    You: My mother's dead. :(
    Stranger: fuck off piece of shit
    You: And I'm not into necrophilia. =/
    Stranger: good she probably committed suicide
    You: Well.
    You: No.
    Stranger: because she gave birth to a fuckhead like you
    Stranger: feeling gay now arent you?
    Stranger: thats what i thought bitch
    You: aren't*
    You: that's*
    You: Apostrophes are your friend!
    You: =D
    You: I*
    Stranger: don't make those gay faces
    You: And don't forget Mr. Capitalization!
    You: =D
    You: That's a good boy.
    You: -Pets.-
    Stranger: I'll fucking shred you
    You: Good boy!
    Stranger: gfy bitch
    You: Now make sure you put periods after your sentence!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: are you a girl looking to cyber?
    You: yep
    Stranger: orly?
    You: yep
    Stranger: asl?
    You: you start
    You: 17 / f / FL
    You: you?
    Stranger: 17/m/MA
    You: awesum.
    You: okay, you start
    Stranger: so i'm starting?
    Stranger: bleh
    You: yeah
    Stranger: alright
    You: *i put on my robe and wizard hat*
    Stranger: awesome
    Stranger: teleport some elf bitches here gandalf
    Stranger: i would prefer arwen or galadriel please
    You: i cast L3 eroticism on you!
    Stranger: oh shit!
    You: damn straight bitch
    You: now that dick of yours is going up
    You: and there's nothing you can do about it
    Stranger: :O
    Stranger: oh noes?
    You: THAT'S MY FACE
    You: :O
    Stranger: NIGGA PLEASE :O
    You: STFU MY FACE :O
    Stranger: kike please
    Stranger: :O is mine
    You: FUCK YOU IT'S MINE :O
    You: I CLAIMED IT FIRST :O
    Stranger: no mine :O
    You: MINE :O
    Stranger: i used it first negro
    Stranger: :O
    You: FUCK YOU :O
    You: MINE
    Stranger: MINE
    Stranger: :O
    You: FUCK YOU I SAID IT'S MINE :O
    Stranger: AND I SAID IT'S MINE
    Stranger: NIGGER
    Stranger: ::O
    You: TWAT
    You: :O
    Stranger: CUNT
    Stranger: :O
    You: PRICK
    You: :O
    Stranger: SPICK
    Stranger: :O
    You: COCK STALKER
    You: :O
    Stranger: YOU SUCK BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK
    Stranger: :O
    You: YOU WISH YOU COULD SUCK PENCIL DICK
    You: :O
    Stranger: YOU DO SUCK PENCIL DICK
    Stranger: :O
    You: YOU AREN'T EVEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR PENCIL DICK, PENCIL DICK
    You: :O
    You have disconnected.
  20. Kyuuketsuki C-c-c-c-combo breaker!

    was a little upset the last one disconnected. :(

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