Discussion in 'The Black Hole' started by Archangel Sabre, Jun 22, 2011.
You guys scare me. >_>
But you're one of us! One of us, one of us, one of us, etc.
Nope. I am queen of all of you. Higher level.
She rules with a record player and a bushel of fresh strawberries, you know >__>.
mmm, makes sense.
What a delicious reign. Can I be part of the royal court?
I'd happily be the court jester.
Just as long as I'm in a position of uber power, I'll take it. Like, The Secretary of Bishounen Defense or something.
Pfft, you'd be the Head of Ra....errr, the head of State. And not anything to do with forced intercourse. Not in my court. Her court. Someone's court.
COURT IS ADJOURNED MOTHAS. That's right. I'm the judge. Jury. And executioner. And you in my court now, dawg. And I'll give you 25 to life if you don't give me $25 to $100.
I'm still going to violate all the pretty boys, you know <3
That's fine, just don't expect me to go lenient on you when you get busted. You gonna have to bribe me like everyone else.
Good thing I'm the funny one with no desire for trouble, because I have no money with which to bribe Venom. >.>
I didn't know there was a judge in a royal court. >>
There is now.
I'll bribe you with my love, Ikusa-kun. It'll be laced with PCP and in the form of a croissant...whoops, spoiled the surprised. Fiddlesticks and fudgecake -__-;.
Not entirely, all you have to do is pick a different food. ^________^
Different food, different drug. And somehow, it's different. Even though the outcome is EXACTLY the same, as is the method of delivery.
I mean shit, you could AT LEAST have the decency to take him out on a date, or vice versa, and slip it in his drink. Or something. I mean REALLY.
But, that's too much work for something so simple. I mean, that's a nice way of giving it to him compared to just cramming it down his throat while Semisonic's Closing Time is playing in the background, right!?
Oh, a suppository could work, though. All I need is a Hello, Nurse uniform and some vaseline ._.
...um, I'm stepping down from the bench. Forced retirement and whatnot. Better than the other forced thing I was heading for. <_<
Aww, that was so totally not my intention at all to get you to like, step down or something of the that nature, Ikusa-kun. It's like not like that went according to plan! Boohoo ;__;
Okay, so who's next in line for Mai love...er, I mean, the position!? Any takers!? The role is ready to be filled and it's a tight one, too! Isn't that what all the kids are saying these days? Tight = cool?
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