My fish KNOWS

Discussion in 'The Black Hole' started by Archangel Sabre, Sep 10, 2011.

  1. Archangel Sabre Well-Known Member

    When it comes time for his twice monthly 100% water change, all I have to do is pick up the net and he darts off like a freaking rocket. Poor wittle Sefire, I dun wanna scare you, but I need to change your water! So stop running from me dammit! >_<
  2. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    My beta, Carson, gets his water changed once a week. I don't have a net, so I use a one cup measuring cup to house him while I change his water. He flips out when I try to get him in the cup, but when I try to put him back in the little tank, he wants to stay in the cup. It's kinda funny. XD
  3. Nazo Moderator

    I really don't get the point of naming a fish.
  4. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    >__> It makes sense to name a fish unless it rests upon a dish. Oh, my God, look at me go!

    My aunt gave me a goldfish and the necessary equipment back when I was a lass, but my God did it die fast. Poor little Lucifer...or was it Judas?
  5. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    I name my fish because it is my pet. It is the only pet I am allowed in the dorms, and he's something like my friend, albeit a very lethargic, lazy one. I also named my houseplant. His name is Kitty. He and Carson are best friends.
  6. Nazo Moderator

    Ah, so you're a crazy person?
  7. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    Some day I'll be a crazy cat lady, I'm sure.
  8. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    I want to be the crazy old lady with a gun fetish, because I totally want to shotgun blast a couple of mofo children for trampling over my lawn >__>.
  9. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    Speaking of fish: Cerah's fish, Clapton, Kristal's fish, Milton and my fish, Carson, went on a date tonight. With each other. There are pictures on facebook. It was quite wonderful. Oh, there's also a video.
  10. Rainbow Deluxe Duchess of All Things Pretty and Music

    Like naming a frog Ben or Johnny, right? Who does that. >__>
  11. Venom Well-Known Member

    Shoo, don't be hatin' on someone for namin' a lil' ol' fish, dawg. It don't mean they's trippin'.

    ...I dunno, I just wanted to say that.
  12. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    Way to be ghetto.
  13. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    My ebonics is a tad weak, Ikusa-kun. Mind helping me study, so I know how to communicate with family members during KFC Day?
  14. Venom Well-Known Member

    Shit, son, I help ya any way I can 'slong as u invite me over for dat KFC day, biatch. Gonna get me some o' dat secret recipe shiznit, fo realz.
  15. PKT Forever /a/lone

    Do fishes pee?
  16. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    ...Holy moley, do they pee? I had never crossed my mind until now. Wow.
  17. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    I... have no idea... I... wow. Google?
  18. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    Omigawd I never want a fish for a pet ever again >__>.
  19. Venom Well-Known Member

    I need to go fishing with someone sometime just so I can catch one and say "I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish."

  20. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    You don't even want to know. I mean, my reaction folder is a complete and utter pile of travesty and debauchery >__>.

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