Kill the next person.

Discussion in 'Posting Games' started by Nazo, Dec 11, 2007.

  1. Venom Well-Known Member

    That's one messy disease related death.

    Next one is just for kids! A bowl of Trix, some milk, and the Trix rabbit on steroids and heroin.

    Guess which one does you in first.
  2. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    Mashed potatoes, a two year old boy, and a hot set of twins.
  3. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    I like mashed potatoes and twins, but not little bastards T__T

    Someone's going to die via a Transformer toy (Star Scream), a magical girl baton that comes with strawberry lube, and a Polly Pocket toy from the 90's.
  4. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    How did you know Star Scream was my favorite? Oh, Mai-senpai. <3

    Next person, enjoy this Hershey's with almonds candy bar, fifteen burgers from White Castle, and a little memo pad.
  5. PKT Forever /a/lone

    I'll enjoy that one...

    Medical Immortality, Boredom, A fall from space into a wood chipper!!!
  6. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    That sounds... kinda painful.

    Hate mail, a check book with all the checks missing, and a nice cold glass of iced sweet tea.
  7. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    ...You stole those things from Casey Anthony, didn't you, Stephers!?

    Ahem, a poorly fitted black glove, Lorena Bobbitt's cutting utensils, and a bitchin' camaro will kill the next target .-.
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  8. PKT Forever /a/lone

    I guess it's my turn to get a gruesome one.

    A soft pillow, a sweet dream and a gentle heart attack.
  9. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    ...Yeah, grandpa, stop projecting your wishes >__>;.

    A hack saw, a gigantic bottle of rubbing alcohol, and used needles from God Knows Where, America will kill!
  10. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    Looks like I'm getting AIDS.... Lol.

    A screamo song about death, a computer mouse, and body wash that smells like gummy bears.
  11. Venom Well-Known Member

    The screamo song will take care of my sense of hearing, and the body wash will overload my sense of smell with the smell of stickiness...and the mouse will shatter my sense of reality, I suppose.

    Next person bites it by a shotgun blast to the face, a Phoneix Down, and a scale replica of the moon. In no particular order. (Just remember if you use the Phoenix Down last there won't be anything left of the earth to be resurrected on)
  12. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    ...~__~ I-I...oh, God, let's see, um...er...I CAN'T PHOENIX WRIGHT MY WAY OUT OF THIS, NOOOOOOOOOO.

    Okay, suckers! Next death is caused by an extremely rare demo of Thrill Kill, an original xbox controller, and cyanide!
  13. PKT Forever /a/lone

    I think the xbox controller alone is enough to do it.

    Coma, Freddy Krueger and a room full of zombies.
  14. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    I do like zombies.

    You die with a teddy bear, a glass of ice, and a single blade of grass.
  15. PKT Forever /a/lone

    Not so bad...

    Pink lemonade, A night at the buffet and slashing open your stomach harakiri style.
  16. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    Wow... I'm brutal to myself.

    The very last episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender, a notebook full of Wiccan info, and an air conditioner.
  17. PKT Forever /a/lone

    Airbending attempt gone horribly wrong?

    Ramen noodles, Spaghetti and Octopus.
  18. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    But ramen is too delicious to kill me!

    Knitting needles, google plus, and Katy Perry.
  19. PKT Forever /a/lone

    Painful, Exciting and Hot.

    $5, a value meal and food poisoning.
  20. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    Lol, that's plausible.

    A delicious ham and cheese sammich with lettuce, mayonnaise, and mustard, some fritos, and a nice tall glass of lemonade.

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