It's The Lyrical Parody Thread!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tentei No Mai, Jul 6, 2011.

  1. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    Hiya, boyos and gallios! In this thread we're going to pretend that we're Weird Al Yankovich or whomever and transform the lyrics of popular songs into something...cool. Basically, you take lyrics from a song you like and make a parody out of it. You can be as creative and insane as you want, and if the lyrics are too long you can just paraphrase. I'm going to use Lady GaGa's Pokerface and make it about trolling. I'll make it short, but might add on.

    Troll Face

    Every day I prey on wholesome threads and chats
    For the sake of stirrin' up a little fun for me
    Misspellings, absurd discussions are key
    Baitin' people with a certain level of subtle cruelty

    Keh-heh-heh-heh-heh
    I'll get you mad, step into my flames
    Keh-heh-heh-heh
    You'll fall hard into my trap without realizing

    I'll save it, until you rage
    That's when I'll show you my troll face
    (I'm 12 and what is this)
    That link you just clicked on
    Aw, you thought it was Lindsey Lohan's tits?
    (Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down)

    Tr-tr-troll face muh-muh-muh my troll face
    Tr-tr-troll face muh-muh-muh my troll face
  2. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    They see me trollin', they hatin'.
  3. Venom Well-Known Member

    I see you drive around town with the guy I love
    and I'm like, well fuck you
    I got change in my pocket and I'm catchin' the bus
    and I'm like, fuck you and fuck him too
    said if I bitched less, I'd still have yo' ass
    ha, now ain't that fuckin bullshit
    there's a pain that does swell
    but I'll see you in hell, so fuck you
    yeah I'm sorry, I wrecked the Ferrari
    it didn't help that I puked in there
    and I traded your Xbox for an Atari
    cuz I thought you didn't care
    I pity da fool, who falls in love with you
    yeah Mr T's got some news for you
    brush your teeth and wash your face, friend
    I see you drive around town with the dick I suck
    and I'm like, well fuck you
    I guess the pleasure in the bed wasn't enough
    I'm like, fuck you and fuck him too
    lose my gag reflex and we can still have sex
    what you said is some shit
    there's a pain in my chest
    but you ain't touchin my breasts, so fuck you
    now I know I had to sell crack
    to make money so we could eat
    tryin to feed you, tryin to please you
    cause lovin your face ain't free
    now I pity da fool, who has sex with you
    well I've got some news for them
    I hope they like havin crabs now
    I see you drive round town with the face I love
    and I'm like, well fuck you
    I guess my smokin' good looks just wasn't enough
    I'm like, fuck you and fuck him too
    said if I smiled brighter, got my teeth whiter
    you might stick around, bullshit
    now my teeth are lookin' best
    'cause I stole all your Crest, so fuck you
    oh baby baby baby you'll regret hurtin' me so bad
    I went to tell my daddy and all he told me
    his foot is goin' up your ass
    yeah he did, yeah he did
    why why baby why
    oh well fuck you
    I said fuck you oh
    I see you drive round town with the guy I don't love
    and I'm like, well fuck you
    the only reason you love him is cause he snorts drugs
    I'm like, fuck you and fuck him too
    find me a rich man, with a nice dark tan
    while you still livin in shit
    gonna have a ton of cash
    while you're still eatin' trash, so fuck you

    I had an idea to parody the song Forget You (I can't imagine anyone here hasn't heard it before) with "Fuck You" and this is what happened.
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  4. PKT Forever /a/lone

    Pretty sure if you look on youtube the song says Fuck You...
  5. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    The edited version is Forget you, the real one is Fuck You.
  6. Venom Well-Known Member

    Really? I never knew there was any other version. Oh well, time to try something else then.

    I'll fuck myself, I'll blow my jizz onto the wall
    see me explode, I can't contain this anymore
    this is how it is until you let me in your clit
    excuse me while I fuck my dick

    There. I know that's not in the original version of the song I'm parodying.

    (Which is "Excuse Me While I Kill Myself" by Sentenced, BTW)
  7. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    I could get off to that. Make sure it's like, really heavy metal and all throaty and growly for added dripness.

    I will now do a parody of my favorite song from Katy Rose which is "Lemon". Really, I have no idea where I was going with this >__>.

    Lemons

    There are two medium lemons
    I cut them up and then squeezed them
    Some squirted into my eye and now I look like Popeye
    But now I'm over it, so it's time to prepare the sugar and juice
    Mix'em together with a few quarts of water and probably some ice

    And I'll take the jug to where things remain cold
    and maybe later I'll spike it with some liquor

    So sitting here on the couch, waiting for the liquid to go cold
    with my hands still smelling like lemons
    Maybe I should go out for a walk to wind the time away and
    find me something better to do
    Like bake some apple fritters or work on my Southern accent
  8. Venom Well-Known Member

    I chimed in "haven't you people ever heard of shooting their goddamn limbs off"
    it's much better to face these necromorphs, with a plasma cutter and a contact beam

    Dead Space version of a Panic at the Disco song I don't care to remember the title of. That's all I have since that's the only part of the song I rememeber.

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