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Discussion in 'オタクの大学 [Otaku University]' started by Tentei No Mai, May 3, 2008.

  1. Elle Lawliet Elle Oh Elle

    I've been supposedly going to start a job for over the past month, but the place is lazy about getting their drug testing kit thing and I've had to wait this whole time. So, yeah, essentially I'm broke right now.

    As I said before, girls are the least of my troubles and I don't plan on worrying about them for a bit anyhow.
  2. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    Hm, kind of sounds like you're unintentionally up in the clouds. Hm, if the bastards are being dodgey and slow about the kit then maybe you should still take look at the want ads inside your local newspaper. Better to be doing something then nothing unless that something is needless and repetitive >_>.
  3. Elle Lawliet Elle Oh Elle

    Sometimes you make a lot of sense saying something that doesn't mean anything to me, because I don't understand it. Kind of like what I just said.

    I have another problem too, while we're at this and since you're a woman, I assume, you might be able to help. Now, I'm not lacking confidence too much anymore, but I'm still kind of a pansy, so how do I approach a girl I think is cute?
  4. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    Gee, I can only go from my experiences and what I would expect, but the best way to approach a girl is to simply look your best and strike up a conversation with her. Be confident and be yourself, but try not to seem arrogant either. You need to break the ice first, and once she is comfortable around you just ask her if you'd like to go out sometime. 'course, that's under normal circumstances, if that makes any sense. Plus, you'd definitely want to talk to her first, so you can gauge her personality. She may be cute and cuddly, but she could be a raging bitch >_>;.
  5. Elle Lawliet Elle Oh Elle

    I suppose that sounds like it could work...I just have problems thinking things out.

    And are you talking about yourself there? ;o
  6. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    *smacks Sei-chan* No, I'm not talking about myself. I AM VERY KIND AND CONSIDERATE THROUGH AND THROUGH! Ahem. Well, just don't over think the situation. Place careful thought into your plan and do your best!
  7. Rainbow Deluxe Duchess of All Things Pretty and Music

    -snort-

    Love you though Mai-Mai.
  8. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    >_>; B-but...I AM kind and considerate!
  9. Rainbow Deluxe Duchess of All Things Pretty and Music

    -snortsnort-

    You are when you WANT to be.
  10. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    o-o; What's your point? Isn't that usually the case!?

    Annnnnnnnd, I call upon the next trap card.
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  11. Elle Lawliet Elle Oh Elle

    I don't know why, but somehow I don't believe you.

    I have a problem of overthinking things.
  12. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    Fine, so I'm an evil dictator. SO WHAT, BITCHES!? Anyway, a good way to not over think is to write your ideas down on a sheet of college-ruled notebook paper and to divide the paper into four even rectangles. Use one of the rectangles to write down a plan and use your space wisely. Keep doing that and I'm sure you'll be at ease. I think >_>.
  13. Elle Lawliet Elle Oh Elle

    :confused:

    I should do what now with what? Can't I just walk up and go, "You're cute and you should go out with me sometime."?
  14. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    Yeah, of course, you could totally do that. See, my plan worked after all! You're not over thinking it!
  15. Elle Lawliet Elle Oh Elle

    It's not that I'm overthinking it, I'm just simplying it, which if you think about it, IS over thinking it.

    I have more questions to bother you about as soon as I can phrase them better...
  16. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    So, what!? YOU CAME UP WITH A SIMPLE ENOUGH PLAN ON YOUR OWN! That's good! AND I HELPED! Which is also good! So, y'know...
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  17. Elle Lawliet Elle Oh Elle

    Five star cards require a summon...and that's pretty weak for five stars >>
  18. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    Yeah, about that...I'm not seriously making a duelable deck, so I'm just doing whatever I want. Right or Wrong (mostly wrong). I totally forgot about the five star bit, though, so I should at least correct that and do something special with the ATK/DEF just because.

    However...I think I'll keep you in mind for when I need to make things a little bit serious <3.
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  19. Elle Lawliet Elle Oh Elle

    I'm depressed Mai-sama.

    I realized today that all my skills were basically useless. I can play guitar decently, if I had real lessons I'd probably be very good, and I write really well, but I can't write more then a handful of paragraphs for a short story or a page for poetry...

    I'm also feeling down from a lack of sex. It became such a daily thing and gave me such a boost, now without it I feel drained and there's no way for me to regain such things without me whoring myself.

    I'm finding myself with a disturbing amount of apathy over the past two days. I was really hyped up for awhile, doing ridiculous amounts of push ups and sit sups and stretches everyday because I'm trying to look better...because I'm still very self-conscious.

    What on earth will I do Mai-sama? I need your guidance ;_;
  20. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    Well, let's talk through this! If you want take the Pragmatist's route on life then I guess being able to write and create music won't do you much good in the real world unless you actually use those skills, but do you know what I think? I think that you shouldn't think of your skills as being "useless"-isn't it great that you can play the guitar? Don't you feel a rush of happiness when you write? It doesn't matter if you're the best of the best! You should enjoy your hobbies and aspire to get better! Not everyone can possess such skills, you know? So, be proud of yourself!

    Also, sex? Hm, I'm a virgin, so I can't say that I acquire a boost from getting sexed up, but...hm. My personal viewpoint that sex should be enjoyed with the one you care for, but...what am I trying to get at here? It might be pretty difficult to use that sexual energy you're storing for good use since...well, it's sexual <_<. You don't want to be a man slut, so you can't be like "Come on, come all, come get some of me" about it. Now, I don't think you should work on a relationship for the sole purpose of sex, but...if you can on a friendship with a girl who's kind of in your situation it COULD work out. I know friends with benefits isn't exactly good (I mean, I don't think that's something I could ever get into, but you're at that age where you can make your own decisions about having casual sex) and the likelihood of finding such a friendship with the right requirements (can't have the girl be a jealous twat if you do end up falling in love with someone else and want to cut off the benefits part) is pretty low. Well, at least it'd give you something to think about. Maybe you should...work on fulfilling yourself in the most pleasurable way possible if you know what I mean.

    Apathy? Yikes, that could be a big part of the depression if you're not already somewhat apathetic. And trying to get all nice and toned, eh? It's good that you're actually doing something with yourself instead of bitching about how terrible you look! Taking action is always a plus, and you should continue working out...but try and spice things up, too. Repetition is Hell, after all. However, apathy isn't easy to cure...you could always try to reach into your inner goody good goodness by volunteering at a homeless shelter or Red Cross for a couple of hours a week. Then again, you really have to look at your schedule to do such things and if you're not a people person (or at the super least, aren't tolerant of humans) then it would probably make you even more apathetic. Personally, when I feel like the entire world can kiss off I'd express my angst and other emotions through writing and song. And do "Feel Good" stuff like watching a favorite and roller blading. 'course, I'm generally optimistic about things, so my advice might not be omega helpful. Well, just tell me what you're thinking, Sei-chan! Even if my advice doesn't suit your needs it is always helpful to talk things out and brainstorm for ideas.

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