*ding-ding-ding* "Is this thing on...stupid microphone! Hey, why am I doing the first announcements anyway!? Stupid intercom...wait, I'm on? Really? Sou-kun, you jerk! AHEM!!!" おはようございます-うそ-(Good Morning -no, not really-)! I welcome you all to our humble university! My name is Maya Souen and I am the vice president of Otaku University, but please feel free to call me Mai, okay? Since you all freshman and aren't familiar with the way things are around here, please feel to ask me any questions! I'm your senpai, so I don't mind. Now be sure to do your best at your new school and study hard. Have fun, too! Ciao ne! P.S. Don't be afraid of the Student Body President. Souichirou-souchou is very kind unless you piss him off <3.