Corrupt A Wish.

Discussion in 'Posting Games' started by Codfish, Nov 10, 2007.

  1. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    This is a fun game. It really is. Here's what you do, I make a wish, and the next person who posts corrupts it. For example, if I said, "I wish for a million bucks" The next person would post and corrupt it, such as, "Wish granted, but then you die in the stampede." And then after the person corrupts the wish, they make a wish of their own. Alright cool.

    I wish I had some peach pie.
  2. Reasonable Addition Wrong Answer

    Granted, but some virgin guy fucked it prior to your obtaining it.

    I wish I never saw that stupid movie.
  3. Nazo Moderator

    Granted, but now it sees you. :confused:

    I wish for a better video card for my PC.
  4. Reasonable Addition Wrong Answer

    Granted, but in exchange, it's so damn good and high tech and shit that your computer won't be able to run it.

    I wish you weren't sick. :(
  5. Nazo Moderator

    Granted, but now I'm a horny bastard about to hunt you down. :-*

    I wish that you wish for something that you wished wouldn't be corrupted by another persons comment towards said wish...

    ...what?
  6. Reasonable Addition Wrong Answer

    Granted, but then we wouldn't have this thread to mess around in.

    I wish it was the weekend forever.
  7. Nazo Moderator

    Granted, but your manager changed your schedule to weekends only. OH SHI-

    I wish for some cash!
  8. PKT Forever /a/lone

    Granted! But you will never find true happiness.

    I wish I were the cool guy and by that I mean i want to be moderately popular and without stalkers.
  9. Reasonable Addition Wrong Answer

    Granted, but you'll eventually fall into a life of drug abuse and suicidal tendencies like the rest of teh famous folks.

    I wish Wikipedia didn't suck so much.
  10. PKT Forever /a/lone

    Granted! But you'll go broke donating all of your time and money to it.

    I wish I had cartoon and anime powers.
  11. The Liztress Poison Pink

    Granted, but now you have huge horny tenticles growing from God-knows where.

    I wish that we would get a smarter President.
  12. Reasonable Addition Wrong Answer

    Granted, but since he's smart, he'll be even more cruel.

    I wish I could do cool vampire stuff.
  13. Rainbow Deluxe Duchess of All Things Pretty and Music

    Granted, but you have to kill yourself in order to do them.

    I wish people would learn how to answer their phone when I called.
  14. Nazo Moderator

    Granted, but right after hello, they hang up. lololol.

    I wish for sex, lots of sex, with no STDs involved, and with hot women-pure women that shave too, and I could last long with each one, and that it's enjoyable and they don't do anything stupid or say something stupid while in the act, and also, they like me, and I like them and they enjoy teh sex as I do. ;)

    Corrupt it bitches. Go for it.
  15. Reasonable Addition Wrong Answer

    Granted, but they're not me.

    Oooooooookay I'll stop now.

    I wish I wasn't so damn arrogant.
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  16. PKT Forever /a/lone

    Doesn't know that was part of my wish.....

    Granted! But then we wouldn't like you as much.

    I wish I had a prehencile [think that's how it's spelled] tail and a black cat that could turn into a mech also a ryo-ohki.
  17. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    Wish granted. But then the cat accidently kills you while transforming.

    I wish this wish would be corrupted.
  18. The Liztress Poison Pink

    Granted, but then you realize the wish was never corrupted.

    I wish I had powers to go back in time.
  19. Nazo Moderator

    Granted, but you get stuck in the time vortex, and are forced to see OLD movies that you would normally kill yourself to. Which is what you do.

    I wish for some CD's so I can burn some cool songs.
  20. The Liztress Poison Pink

    Granted but now every song you want to download to a CD disappears off the internet.

    I wish for some kids who are perfect angels and always listen to me.

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