User: Hey, what's your name? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot your name? User: David. Cleverbot: Is that right Steve? User: Wtf. My name isn't Steve, it's David. Cleverbot: Okay david *nods*. User: That's better. *nods back*. Cleverbot: Better than what? User: IT'S A FIGHT TO THE DEATH -throws grenade at you-. Cleverbot: Will you marry me anyway? User: No, because you're about to explode. Cleverbot: No, you are a computer. User: Prove it. Cleverbot: I don't have to, I just know. User: How do you know? Cleverbot: I sold it to the devil. User: What did you sell to the devil? Cleverbot: An Italian comedy you don't know for sure, It doesn't go to foreign theaters. User: Is Italian comedy really THAT bad? Cleverbot: Yes..*cries*.