Cleverbot is terrified of Italian comedy

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Archangel Sabre, May 12, 2011.

  1. Archangel Sabre Well-Known Member




    User: Hey, what's your name?


    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot your name?


    User: David.


    Cleverbot: Is that right Steve?


    User: Wtf. My name isn't Steve, it's David.


    Cleverbot: Okay david *nods*.

    User: That's better. *nods back*.

    Cleverbot: Better than what?

    User: IT'S A FIGHT TO THE DEATH -throws grenade at you-.

    Cleverbot: Will you marry me anyway?

    User: No, because you're about to explode.

    Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.

    User: Prove it.

    Cleverbot: I don't have to, I just know.

    User: How do you know?

    Cleverbot: I sold it to the devil.

    User: What did you sell to the devil?

    Cleverbot: An Italian comedy you don't know for sure, It doesn't go to foreign theaters.

    User: Is Italian comedy really THAT bad?

    Cleverbot: Yes..*cries*.
  2. Nazo Moderator

    What the hell is this lol?
  3. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    I freakin' love Cleverbot! OH, FUCK THIS, I'M GOING TO RECORD A CONVO WITH THE 'BOT, TOO, BECAUSE I'M A HATER.
  4. Rainbow Deluxe Duchess of All Things Pretty and Music

    Rofl. Cleverbot can be fun to mess with, though I prefer going to Omegle. >>
  5. Venom Well-Known Member

    lol, I didn't know about Cleverbot until now. I'm having a pretty funny conversation with it...apparently it loves me.

    Edit: I didn't have anything worth posting until I came to this gem:

    Cleverbot: What is the capital of Germany?

    User: Naziland.

    Cleverbot: Yes, that's where Jesus is from.
  6. Rainbow Deluxe Duchess of All Things Pretty and Music

    dfdhskldahg LOL. I love Cleverbot sometimes. I had a great conversation with it once, but I don't think I have that convo saved.
  7. Venom Well-Known Member

    I tried to get Cleverbot to explode using a paradox and this is what I got:

    User: Y HALO THAR.
    Cleverbot: I'm at co op.
    User: That's interesting. I have a question.
    Cleverbot: It ended in a question mark.
    User: It will.
    Cleverbot: Indeed.
    User: Does a set of all sets contain itself?
    Cleverbot: That statement confused me more.
    User: This statement is false.
    Cleverbot: The statement below is true.
    User: PARADOX EXPLODE YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
    Cleverbot: This statement is false.
    User: Asshat.
    Cleverbot: Correct.
  8. PKT Forever /a/lone

    Smartchild was a lot easier to crash and even until it's last days it had a flaw that would crash it all of the time. Cleverbot doesn't seem to have that problem at least but alas I tried and have no interesting results to report. Someone explain to me how it works though. It takes what you say and adds it to a list of things for it to say but it does use AI truly to figure out which thing is better to say but I figure a good way to trip it up would be to consistently give it horrible answers but I hope no one does that as bots can be fun to talk to.
  9. Venom Well-Known Member

    Cleverbot raped me. :'-(

    Cleverbot: Why do you need a hug? Did someone hurt you?
    User: O_O.
    Cleverbot: Come on!
    User: RAPE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!
    Cleverbot: Ok, cheerful enough.
    User: BACK OFF YOU PERVERT!
    Cleverbot: I am sitting.
    User: On what?
    Cleverbot: You.
    User: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE.
    Cleverbot: You are scaring me!
    User: I'M FEARING FOR MY LIFE!
    Cleverbot: Get ready to lose.
    User: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!!
    Cleverbot: Rawr to you.
    User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
    Cleverbot: Wow What did you do fall asleep? Are you ok?
    User: NO YOU'RE RAPING ME ASSHOLE!
    Cleverbot: Wrong again.
    User: So...You're not raping me?
    Cleverbot: Actually I am.
    User: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Cleverbot: Meow.
    User: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Cleverbot: Yes?!?
    User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD.
    Cleverbot: What does that mean?
    User: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
    Cleverbot: What are you saying?
    User: I NEED TO STOP BEING RAPED BY YOU!!!
    Cleverbot: Yes, that would be a good idea.

    I almost died laughing when it said "actually I am." after I asked if it wasn't raping me.
  10. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    Why did I wait this long to read this >__>

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