Are you a guy or girl?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Archangel Sabre, Jun 11, 2011.

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What is your genderness?

Male 7 vote(s) 58.3%
Female 5 vote(s) 41.7%
  1. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    THEE WHO IS WITHOUT DICK SHALL CAST THE FIRST STONE...yeah, I don't know where I'm going with this, but whatever >__>.
  2. Venom Well-Known Member

    He who is without dick has been CASTrated of his stones.

    Wordplay FTW.
  3. PKT Forever /a/lone

    So Mai has been castrated?
  4. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    Oh, Mai. XD
  5. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    ._. I would keep my dick if I had one in the first place. I'd become WF's personified /d/.
  6. Nazo Moderator

    Please don't say things like that around me. ;-;
  7. PKT Forever /a/lone

    How big would Mai's theoretical sausage be and would she use her powers for evil? Find out on the next ...WireForums Z
  8. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    <__<; Oh, God, I haven't thought about how it would measure...ON SECOND THOUGHT NEVER MIND I DON'T WANT A REAL ROD PROD ANYMORE. I want to be the little boy that's forced into being a trap and manhandled-just like all the smut I've read, so having something huge won't work well! I'd rather be the one forcing myself into a trap.
  9. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    I'm sure there's a pill for that.
  10. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    o-o; Yeah, but ruffies are hard to find, Stephers.

  11. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    Actually, scarily enough, I know someone who can get them by the bottle.
  12. Venom Well-Known Member

    Seems like you'd need a prescription for that.
  13. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    I can't remember how he can. Something about knowing a guy who makes them or something? I dunno. But he can get them by the bottle. And it's kinda scary, since it's him.
  14. Venom Well-Known Member

    It sounds like his clientel may be expanding then, if this thread is anything to go by. >_>
  15. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    He doesn't actually get them... but he could. And that fact is always there.
  16. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    That's pretty much why you never leave your drink unattended at a party or club or hell, even at home >__>.
  17. Codfish Sacrifice Theory

    Those are definitely true facts. Though I've only been to one party since my college career has started. It was a stoplight party for my friend's sorority, and I didn't even get any phone numbers, or even so much as a "Hey there, what's your name?" V.V
  18. Venom Well-Known Member

    I'll be giving out plenty of those when my college career starts.

    In my dreams.
  19. Tentei No Mai Bitch Pudding!

    I've tried to do college parties back in the day, but except for one...they all sucked. It felt like I was stuck in some kind MTV Hell and no one would let me read in peace after my Socializing Meter went into the red ;__;.
  20. Venom Well-Known Member

    I've never been a party person, so I'll probably conduct my poontang searches elsewhere. >_>

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