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SeanFury
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Theory I Made (posted it as a myspace bulletin first)
"Small Things, Big Impact"
Has anyone ever noticed that the smallest parts of your enemy in video games are always their vital areas, where if you hit you cause massive damage?
And strangely coinciding, the areas you are directed to shoot at (in a life-threatening situation against any living thing) with a gun is the head and heart.
Another strange coincidence is that the best defense against a man is kicking him in the crotch.
By these, I have come to a conclusion: a man's weakest points are his smallest parts, A) the brain B) the heart c) the penis (or balls, whatever).
Think about it for a minute and you'll realize how correct I am. Repost it if you agree and spread my intellect 'round the web.
~Sean the fucking Wicked
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